Things We Didn't Need

I'll take it as read that there are certain things the universe needs.

An automatic, belt-fed, tripod-mounted Nerf gun? Absolutely.
A thrash remake of Mrs. Robinson? Sure.
A 29 foot high, elastic-launched K'nex roller coaster? It would hardly qualify as "the universe" without it.
A creepy music video showing us how insignificant we are in the universe? Obviously pivotal.

But do we really need an anti-premature ejaculation drug that ... no, wait, I'll quote the article.

"Quite honestly, it is not 100 per cent successful," Dr. Brock acknowledged. It doesn't work for all men and it can cause nausea and diarrhea.

Right. "Oo, baby, I feel like I could go all night now ... uh ... hold on a sec ..."

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