The more conservative and religious you are, the more likely you are to subscribe to online pornography.
There's a pretty straightforward bar graph there that demonstrates the results of the survey, putting Utah at the very top of the list for per capita online porn consumption.
This leads me back to yesterday's announcement of a study that indicated religious people are less anxious when they undergo stress testing. The theory is that religion provides a certainty about life that reduces your stress levels.
I have another theory.
Of course they're more relaxed! They just finished masturbating.
It all comes together.
h/t Galloping Beaver