Congratulations to our first three medalists at the Olympic Games.
Two wrestling women, Carol Huynh for the gold and Tonya Verbeek for the Bronze, as well as a silver for the men's pairs rowing team of Dave Calder and Scott Frandsen.
I feel like I've been holding my breath.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
(As an aside, you'll be relieved to know that it's not your fault that it took so long to get a medal. It's actually the fault of socialist lefties.)